Bite Me: A Love Story is by Christopher Moore. The third book in the Bloodsucking Fiends series. Abby Normal wants to be a vampire; but right now she, her boyfriend Steve, two cops, and an assorted group of misfits are trying to destroy Chet the vampire cat who is on a killing spree. She manages to accidentally free her vampire friends Jody & Tommy, whom she had trapped in a bronze statue in their mist forms, and all together they engage in one of Moore's darkly funny romps through San Francisco. If you enjoy Moore's work, you'll love this one as well.
Ratings: Adult - 8 out of 10 - P (profanity) - V (violence) - AC (mature thematic content).