You Suck is by Christopher Moore. The second book in the Bloodsucking Fiends series. Thomas Flood wakes up after a night with the amazing Jody to find himself a vampire. Jody has changed him so they can be together. Now the two lovers must find a minion to assist them during the day. They also find themselves chased by the ancient vampire who turned Jody, a group of vampire slayers who work the night shift at Safeway, and a blue hooker. Can love conquer all this? Moore's books are irreverent and hilarious.
Ratings: Adult - 9 out of 10 - P (profanity) - S (non graphic sexual content) - AC (mature thematic content).